I’ll be there, don’t worry! Right in the middle of the Green Belt of West Yorkshire. Want to come and ‘pelt’ me with rotten vegetables ladies? I just dare you!
But you really should go to Confession beforehand to make the Good Lord aware of your intentions! Better than having to ‘confess’ it afterwards, I suppose!
Sleep tight everyone if you can. And try and forgive the wayfairings of these two misguided individuals. They seem to have wandered some way off their chosen Christian path. But I guess that is only a matter between them and their maker!
For all now everyone,