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And It Came To Pass . . . .

Just wait till next year!

I’ll be there, don’t worry!  Right in the middle of the Green Belt of West Yorkshire.  Want to come and ‘pelt’ me with rotten vegetables ladies?  I just dare you!

But you really should go to Confession beforehand to make the Good Lord aware of your intentions!  Better than having to ‘confess’ it afterwards, I suppose!

Sleep tight everyone if you can.  And try and forgive the wayfairings of these two misguided individuals.  They seem to have wandered some way off their chosen Christian path.  But I guess that is only a matter between them and their maker!

For all now everyone,
David

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2 Responses

  1. Hi darling.
    Have you spotted the rather random person wandering along beside the float in a Sponge Bob Square Pants costume? With a yellow helmet? I’ve been looking into this and it seems like a GREAT idea. If I dressed as Sponge Bob Square Pants I would be able to attend the gala WITHOUT getting pelted with eggs by the local nutters, and no one would suspect it was me!
    I’ve been looking into this, and there are two options. Sadly the one which offers the best gilly suit style coverage is not as attractive as the second! What do you think?
    This one has given me another idea. I could, as Sponge Bob, mingle with the crowd and infiltrate the Krankies – as illustrated! No one suspects Sponge Bob! What an ‘unholy trio’ we would make!
    http://www.halloween-tree.com/costume2002/newestsponge.jpg
    I must admit I do prefer this version tho!

  2. I’ve found a costume for Gareth too! Everyone loves Tinky WInky.

    This costume leaves nowhere for him to put his hip flask and shaving brush; however as Tinky Winky always carries a red handbag this is easily remedied. Its all coming together!
    Now for an outfit for dear old Trish Jing Jai!

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